Dude Misses His Neighbor's Incredibly Obvious Flirting Signals

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Meeeeesh
Aug 21, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

There's a stereotype that men are extremely clueless when it comes to flirting. Obviously this isn't always true, and often times women are just as clueless (guilty as charged), but the guy in this particular story is certainly not helping that stereotype! 

Honestly, we think he should've known that something was up as soon as she mentioned that she needed help with her bed of all things!

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    Text story that reads, "'Hey neighbor!' 'Hey what's up; Who's this?'"
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    Text story that reads, "'Kuda, you know the blonde? live in 1028 right next to you. I got your number from Sam;' 'Oh ok; That's a kinda funny name; What's up?'"
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    Text story that reads, "'I got that a lot lol; I need your help;' 'With?' 'My bed...'"
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    Text story that reads, "It's one of the ones that's firm on one side, and soft on the other; It's on the soft side, but I want it firm."
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    Text story that reads, "Ah I see; Firm is better lol; I don't get home until late tonight tho; You might wanna ask randy; Sams husband"
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    Green - I can stay up, I'd prefer if you'd help. Why? I'd just prefer it. You know?
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    Text - I don't know lol. You'd have to stay up until like 11:30. That's fine, we can have drinks.
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    Text - Oh lol I could use a drinking buddy But are you sure you wanna be up that late? I gotta shower before I come anyway so it might be later.
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  • 09
    Text - Just use mine lol. We can conserve water you know? I'd use the same amount of water in your shower as I would in mine I'm confused
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    Text - What? Ok, I want you to come over because I like you. Oh! Ok I'll come lol
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